Seriously?

This was seriously a comment on this article from the Charlotte Observer...

Shouldn't parents worry about pedophiles that our society is plagued with preying on their children on Halloween night? Nope, just non-believers that drink wine from human skulls.

RANSOM

Available at Niche.

See I'm not one of those dudes who give a total shit and base their denim purchase around the fact that they're selvage or not just so I can cuff them but fuck those Ransom Workpants have fucking buffalo plaid lining!!

Anatomy of a UNCC Party...

Look at these extremely awesome college kids...
Fucking syke. What the fuck where do I even start. I bet the dude sitting down is like 'yo take a pic, i'm thumbin a tit and a luz pacsun'. Then this mother fucker sitting beside them... can you believe that tattoo? 'Irish Pride' are you fucking serious dude? I can look at your face and tell that maybe your great-great grandmother was half Irish. Irish Pride is the new Nike dunk and its a fucking whack as fuck scene. Once again, Adolf Hater will be on your set soon, choking your under age ass out. "CALL 911!"
American Eagle button up: CHECK. Livestrong Braclet: CHECK. Two beers: CHECK. Widespread Panic Koozie: CHECK. Gay Tattoo: CHECK.

Don't be that guy...

Faux-hawk haircut at salon..$50

Designer jeans..$152

Knock-off D&G sunglasses..$10

Night out on the town..$75

Getting your ass stomped for being a douchebag..

PRICELESS