So you ride a fixed gear. Congrats you're a burden on society. No you're not part of a MOVEMENT..You're not original, or starting a revolution, you're a fag.
Why don't you all become Amish..wait even those fuckers are being responsible productive members of their society. Also The Amish have way cooler facial hair, clothes, and their fixed gears are FUCKING horse drawn buggies!!! O.G. fixies sucka...
So next time your drinking your PBR, and you go to slap that chrome bag on and get on your stupid fucking bike remember.. you're still homeless. You still smell like shit, and you still suck at life. Get a job, get a car, and shave.
Or just take of that seat and ride with that pole up your ass that might impress me..
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