Don't be that guy...

Faux-hawk haircut at salon..$50

Designer jeans..$152

Knock-off D&G sunglasses..$10

Night out on the town..$75

Getting your ass stomped for being a douchebag..

PRICELESS

Fixed queer

So you ride a fixed gear. Congrats you're a burden on society. No you're not part of a MOVEMENT..You're not original, or starting a revolution, you're a fag.

Why don't you all become Amish..wait even those fuckers are being responsible productive members of their society. Also The Amish have way cooler facial hair, clothes, and their fixed gears are FUCKING horse drawn buggies!!! O.G. fixies sucka...
So next time your drinking your PBR, and you go to slap that chrome bag on and get on your stupid fucking bike remember.. you're still homeless. You still smell like shit, and you still suck at life. Get a job, get a car, and shave.
Or just take of that seat and ride with that pole up your ass that might impress me..

Hot dog life...

Look at this dumb bitch. All hotdogged out and shit. YUCK!

Relationshits

Why do people insist that true love is puppy dogs and butterflies?? It's not true love doesn't exist.. it's called lust.. You see a member of the opposite sex(or the same sex in some cases) and you want to mate. PERIOD. Nothing more nothing less. So next time our partner leans into to kiss you and whisper in your ear.."Honey, I loveee u!" Stop her, tell her to bend over, and put it in her ass.. If she lets you, She meant it.

It's seriously gross...

It pisses me off when bigger people wear shit that isn't made for them. Do these people seriously think they look good dressing like that? I'm not making fun of anyone, I'm just wondering why people like to bring the making fun of on themselves. I'm just saying.

true.

Discovery Channel.

Real Men Collect Guns

I saw this tool bag wearing this tee. I slapped him and made him change his god damned shirt. Seriously.. Men collect shoes?? NO bitches collect shoes and purses! Grow a set and move out of your mom's basement.
I don't know what's worse this shirt and the fag wearing it trying to be gangsta, or the idiot wearing "real men love Jesus."
At least the other guy admits he makes love to a guy named Jesus. Fuck off and Die.

Women

Have smaller brains.. It's a fact.


Nice shoes!

Alcohol

It's not evil or even bad for you.. But after 2 am it turns you into a mumbling complete fucking retard. Reminds me of gremlins..


Nice shoes!

Suicide is the best option...

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